(Source: elisaskin, via thechocolatebrigade)

loisthenewhigh:

This is a metaphor.

cybercum:

i’m laughing so hard just look at the disappointment in her face she’s like “wow i just wanted a fuckin pizza”

Ahhahabahhahhahaahhahabdjdoodlsbwhsidijhahhahaha

(via thechocolatebrigade)

Oh god lmaooo

(Source: awesomephilia, via the-worldat-large)

thehoovencloof:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

“Oh no, I’m stuck at home for an excessive period of time and now all I have is netflix and tumblr and pizza and my cats god that judge really put me in my place.”

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via rising--tidez)

grvfitti:

remember when everyone used limewire and when you downloaded a song most of the time it was never the song and instead you got a clip of bill clinton saying i did not have sexual relations with that woman

(Source: berryhudson, via bluretto)

loaning:

why am i laughing so much

(via jessjessyall)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(via hopeanchorsthes0ul)